Op woensdag 22 november 2000 om 09:00:00 UTC+1 schreef Henrik
A Useful Hint At this point, I feel it would be useful to mention
an item of clothing which I've found invaluable in ballbusting.
Whether you crush your own `nads or have someone else do it for
you....GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of
life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god
designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite
well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight
Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over
your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible
becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your
legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that
they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that
every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your
balls! It is wonderful! This is useful also if someone else is
trying to crush your nuts. My mistress used to often miss my nuts
when she kicked me. She'd often get my cock by accident instead.
With the Lycra shorts on, my balls are held firmly in the same
place for her...and judging by the bulge they make in the shorts,
she can see em too! You may have to experiment to position your
balls just right between your legs, but believe me....Lycra shorts
make ballbusting so much easier! I dare any man to take many hits
to his balls from an apple in a sock while they are bound with
elastic bands and unable to escape! Try it! First, let's take a
look at a few simple and quick ways to whack your balls.
METHOD 1 - The Apple Believe it or not, a humble apple can cause a
significant amount of pain to your testicles. Just ask me! It's
been one of my favourite techniques since I began experimenting.
All you need is an average sized apple and a sock! Simply drop an
average sized, evenly shaped apple into the end of a sock. It then
becomes like the classic street fighter weapon of a pool ball in a
sock! All you have to do is drop your trousers and expose your sac
to the air...then swing the sock as hard as you can, aiming to
strike your testes with the apple. If you have fairly average balls
and don't regularly torture them too much, then a good solid whack
on each should be enough to provide a quite reasonable level of
pain. Of course, there are no limits and you can go on whacking
them as much as you like! This is a quiet method too, something
important for those of us who live in close proximity of others.
Some of you may be sitting there thinking "Why not use something
heavier than an apple? Like a baseball for instance?" Well,
whatever you strike your own testicles with is entirely up to you!
I have always found an apple to give a satisfying thump if swung
hard enough. I also always have one around, as I am a big fruit
eater (brings a whole new meaning to the term "bruised fruit"!!!).
Try it!
METHOD 2 - The Heel This method is effective either "nuts out" or
when you are clothed. Find a shoe of some kind. Most men will find
this method more sexually stimulating when using a woman's
shoe...like a high heeled shoe or similar. Myself, I've always
found a more satisfying level of pain can be accomplished by using
a heavy boot of some kind. A sneaker will do the job quite well. Be
warned! Be VERY, VERY careful if you opt to use a shoe with a
narrow, sharp heel! You may end up doing more damage to your nuts
than you intended! If doing this naked, hold your penis up out of
the way with one hand...and hold the shoe firmly with your other
hand. Hold it by the toe, so you can bring the heel down sharply
into your nuts. Get ready, raise the shoe away from you and then
.WHAM! smack the heel of the shoe to your crotch as hard as you
can. With a heavy work boot or something, you can really cause a
significant level of pain to be felt in the gonads. You can also
try resting your balls over the edge of a hard surface (like a
table or something), or placing a hard object behind them and
hitting them. With a solid object behind, there isn't anywhere for
the force of the hit to go and 90% of the impact is felt in the
balls. Another very simple, quick to administer way of getting
your kicks! Try it!
METHOD 3 - The Toilet Seat Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat
is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! You will
find it works better if you first slip an elastic band around your
sac so your nuts are held tightly together in the end of the
scrotum. Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back
as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the
seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and
...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid!
This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your
testicles. Of course, some toilet seats are heavier than others so
caution is advised. For best results hold your penis out of the way
with your spare hand, so your balls get the full force of the
impact. Once you have gauged how painful it is to crush both nuts
this way, you can progress to doing one at a time....which should
provide a decent aching sensation to your glands. If you are into
REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES
(oooooowwww!!). Slip the elastic band around your sac, above the
balls as before. Then (and this bit is tricky) turn away from the
toilet, slide your balls between seat and lid...and....sit down.
WARNING!! THIS TECHNIQUE CAN PUT VIRTUALLY ALL YOUR WEIGHT DIRECTLY
UPON YOUR NUTS! Be very careful if you try this! You may end up
going off ballbusting altogether after trying this (I almost did),
because you won't have any balls to bust anymore!!! Well, you
will....but they'll be pretty flat.......Try it if you dare!
METHOD 4 - The Wardrobe/Cupboard Door Oh god. Just thinking back to
how I tried this technique in my early teens brings tears to my
eyes! As with many of the self-busting methods, slip an (or
several) elastic bands around your sac, above the balls. This keeps
them tight together at the bottom of the scrotum, and makes them
especially vulnerable. You will need to find a wardrobe or
something similar that you can stand in front of. The idea is to
sandwich your jewels directly between the edge of the door and the
door frame itself. When they are in position, push yourself against
the door to hold them firmly in place. With them held snugly
between a rock and a hard place (he he he), bring your knee back
behind you (be careful not to let your balls escape at this point).
Then knee the door as hard as you dare! Your balls will be crushed
nicely! As a young man, this was one of the first ways I ever tried
to hurt myself. I wasn't expecting much and kneed the door with
moderate force. I must have trapped my nuts in just the right place
because it absolutely hurt like hell! The pain was so sharp and
intense that I collapsed on the floor, and spent several minutes
down there in considerable pain. This method can be hard to get
right, but when you do...you will know about it! Try it!
METHOD 5 - Fists `n Elbows If no ballbusting objects are available,
you can always try punching or elbowing yourself in the balls. Grab
your balls with one hand and bring them tightly together in a
protruding bulge. With the other hand, punch them as hard as you
can. This is a good way of getting a quick "fix" if no other tools
are available. I have tried bending over and elbowing myself in
the balls too. This sort of simulates being kneed in the balls, but
without quite so much force. Usually, your elbow will miss...but
sometimes it will catch you just right and can be quite painful.
Many times, I have bent over and taken a few minutes to recover
after my elbow caught me RIGHT between the balls. Try it!
METHOD 6 - Automatic Tennis Ball Firers Hehehehehehhe! Well,
actually...I admit this is more a fantasy of mine and not something
many of us will get the chance to try out! If you happen to be
lucky enough to try it though, I'm sure it would work very well! I
always used to wonder what it would feel like to be on the
receiving end of a fast tennis ball to the nuts. This got me
thinking. If you happen to own one of those machines that fires
tennis balls at high speed, why not stand in front of it one day?
Heheheheh! Every shot would go in pretty much the same place, and
you could have hours of fun this way! I know they shoot out tennis
balls with quite some force too, so if one did hit you in the
nuts....id imagine it would hurt rather nicely! Try it!
METHOD 7 - Plastic Pipes And Heavy Balls For this method you will
again require the elastic band around the sac trick. You also need
to find a length of plastic pipe, maybe three feet in length and
the wider the better. You will also need a heavy ball of some kind
or a rock (!!ooowww!!) The idea is to sit on the floor, resting
your elasticated nuts upon the ground. Position one end of the tube
over your balls, and the other end vertically into the air. Then
place the heavy ball/rock into the top of the tube and let go.
CRUNCH! It will drop down the tube and land directly upon your
sperm/testosterone glands. Nice! It's difficult to know what to
recommend as a weight to drop into the tube. I used a length of
plastic pipe about 2.5-3 feet long and about 6 inches in diameter.
Into this I dropped an almost spherical kiln hardened lump of clay
of nearly the same diameter. Doesn't sound like much, but after 2
or 3 hits....my nuts would be beginning to ache quite nicely. Its
also important to remember to sit your nuts either on the floor, or
have a hard object behind them. If you don't, you won't feel the
full effect. Yum yum! Try it!
METHOD 8 - The Electric Fence Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Now this is always an
interesting experience! If you live in the country, you will
probably have strolled around the fields at some time and
accidentally touched a portion of your anatomy onto an electric
fence. You know the ones I mean....they are strung up around fields
to stop cattle or other livestock from straying. This is where the
fun comes in! Find one in a deserted area (or go out at night so
no-one can see what you're doing) and drop your trousers. Then lift
your penis up and dangle your balls onto the fence! Zzzzzzaaappp!!
They don't generate enough voltage to be dangerous, but believe
me...the sensations they provoke within the testicles are very
interesting indeed! (I'm not too sure as to what the sperm in your
balls will make of it) Have fun!!! Try it!
METHOD 9 - Elasticated Balls (hehehe!) You know those outdoor games
you can get where you have a ball on a piece of elastic and hit it
with a bat? Heheheheheh! In many different stores you can buy
these. They usually consist of a post you push into the ground, and
a tennis ball or something similar which is connected to the top of
the post with a long length of elastic. Discard the post! You just
need the other parts! Tie the elastic to a short rod of some kind
(a stick from your back yard will do). Then kinda sit over it, so
the stick is pushing against your buttocks and the elastic is
running out between your legs in front of you. Set it so the
elastic with the ball on the end comes out in front of you from
directly underneath your scrotum. Here comes the fun! Pull the
ball away from you as far as you can and let go!!! It will fly back
towards your groin, and if you are "lucky", it will hit you solidly
right between the balls! Due to random variables in the physics of
this technique, it won't hit exactly the same spot each time.
Sometimes it will miss. Sometimes it will strike one testicle
firmly. SOMETIMES it will hit you slap bang between the testicles!
Great! It incorporates an element of surprise into the fun! Try
it!
METHOD 10 - Erm...not quite sure what to call this one! This device
is probably the ultimate in home-D.I.Y ballbusting gadgets. I read
about it at a forum for ballbusting, possibly the European
Ballbusting Board but I'm not sure. All credit goes to whoever
thought this one up, as I cant remember that either! Doh...You will
need a few items to construct this....some lengths of cord or
thinish rope, a 2 litre plastic drinks bottle, a plastic bag and
some hooks (oh, and a pair of balls willing to be hurt). Cup type
hooks should work fine. The idea is to suspend the bottle (full of
water, therefore quite heavy) in the plastic bag from the ceiling.
The plastic bag helps as you are aiming to hang the bottle from the
ceiling, and get it swinging in an arc. Screw the hooks into the
ceiling perhaps 2 feet apart. Then attach a length of cord/rope to
each hook. At the bottom, tie each cord to each of the 2 handles of
your plastic bag (a typical medium sized shopping bag is about
right). Place the water filled plastic bottle into this bag so it
is lying flat. You should now have a heavy weight suspended in
front of you from the ceiling. In case you hadn't already guessed,
you want it suspended at testicle-height. So stand in front of it
and let the end of the bottle touch your groin. If it sticks
straight into your nuts, wa-hay! Its in just the right place!
Now...HOPEFULLY.......if you position it and yourself in just the
right place and "throw" the bag away from you......it will swing
back and catch you smartly in the balls! I hope I've explained this
well enough for you to get a general idea of what you are trying to
achieve. The fact that the bottle is in a bag, and suspended from
TWO hooks, means it should swing in more or less the same arc each
time. The plastic bag helps cradle it. You can also attach a rope
to the far end of the bottle/bag and slip it through another hook
mounted on a far wall. This way you can simply pull it to raise the
bottle ready for another whack! Because it is full of water, if
raised high enough.....it has quite a lot of momentum and will
connect with your testes quite firmly! ............BUT! That's not
all! With the base of the bottle hitting you in the nuts
(especially if it comes slightly upwards at the end of its arc) it
simulates a knee to the balls very nicely! Turn the bottle around
so the cap hits you in the nuts, and it feels like the point of a
shoe kicking you in the balls!!!! FANTASTIC! Try it! The above
methods are some of the easiest ways you can administer a sharp
blow to your scrotal contents. There are of course those of us who
prefer a good SQUEEEEEEEEZE! Well, there are an infinite assortment
of ways to do this to. Here are just a few of the ways I've
squeezed my own testicles over the years....
METHOD 11 - The Workshop Vice Mmmm! A lot of households have a
workshop. Maybe an area of the garage where father stores his
tools. Little known to most of us, the workshop contains one of the
most evil, and age old torture devices known to man; the vice. In
olden days, a popular torture was to crush the testicles of a
victim until he let forth the information desired. Well, you
guessed it! You can do the same too! Place an elastic band around
your sac, above the balls, as mentioned above. Put your balls into
the jaws of the vice and turn the handle as many times as you dare!
The important thing to remember is to make sure no-one could
accidentally catch you at it! How you could ever explain what
you're doing with your own testicles trapped in a vice and no-one
else around, is not even something you want to think about! This is
another fiendishly simple method and has several distinct
advantages. Firstly (like all the techniques I've described) it
doesn't require many materials. Secondly, it really will crush your
testicles as much as you want! Caution is advised however. It goes
without saying that in a vice, your nuts really could end up
totally and utterly crushed if you weren't careful. If you decide
to try this method with your partner/mistress instead of alone, be
absolutely sure she knows when to stop!!!! Try it!
METHOD 12 - Books n Clocks Slip an elastic band around your sac to
keep the balls together in a nice tight bulge, and prevent them
from escaping. Then, stand in-front of a table (or any suitable
scrotum height flat surface). With your balls resting on the table,
begin to pile books or anything else that will do the trick on top
of them. When they really are starting to ache, and you're feeling
a bit uncomfortable...set a stop watch going or watch the minute
hand of a nearby clock. Set yourself a time limit to beat like
..."I'm going to stand here and NOT take the weight off my balls
for a full 5 minutes". You will quickly begin to suffer more and
more as the pain increases, but DONT give up! Force yourself to go
with it! It can be a real turn on to imagine yourself tied there
and having your nuts crushed by a wickedly merciless mistress. I
used to pile a big stack of books onto my nuts and after 2 minutes,
my face would be grimacing, my teeth would be clenched and I'd have
tears in my eyes. Try it! -- Henrik Bengtsson
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I usually try to lightly stab/slash my balls with a dull knife. feels AWESOME!!!