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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version )
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Bridget Mayer
2022-12-23 21:28:26 UTC
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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version )
Twas the night before christmas
And all thropugh the house ,
Everyone felt shitty ,
Even the mouse
Mom at the whore house ,
Dad smoking grass
I settled down for a nice
Piece of ass .
I set myself down out on
The lawn , I heard a
Big clatter so I sprang
From my piece to see
What was the matter .
From out on the lawn
I saw a big dick ,
And I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick
He came down the
Chiminey like a bat
Outta hell , and I knew
In a moment the fucker
Had fell .
He filled our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick
For my brother the Queer .
He rose up the chiminey
With a thunderous fart
And the son of a bitch
Blew the chiminey apart
And as he rode off into
The night , he said ,
" Piss on you all , and
To all a bitch of a night "
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Sincerely yours,
Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099
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Richard Catto
2023-01-09 09:50:33 UTC
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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version )
Twas the night before christmas
And all thropugh the house ,
Everyone felt shitty ,
Even the mouse
Mom at the whore house ,
Dad smoking grass
I settled down for a nice
Piece of ass .
I set myself down out on
The lawn , I heard a
Big clatter so I sprang
From my piece to see
What was the matter .
From out on the lawn
I saw a big dick ,
And I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick
He came down the
Chiminey like a bat
Outta hell , and I knew
In a moment the fucker
Had fell .
He filled our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick
For my brother the Queer .
He rose up the chiminey
With a thunderous fart
And the son of a bitch
Blew the chiminey apart
And as he rode off into
The night , he said ,
" Piss on you all , and
To all a bitch of a night "
--
------------------------------
\\\o///
\\ - - //
-------oOOo-(_)-oOOo----------
Sincerely yours,
Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099
----------------Oooo----------
oooO ( )
( ) ) /
\ ( (_/
\_)
------------------------------
Hey Bridget!

...show us yer tits...
Ṃᴆ
2023-01-10 02:50:31 UTC
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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version ) Twas the
night before christmas And all thropugh the house , Everyone felt
shitty , Even the mouse Mom at the whore house , Dad smoking
grass I settled down for a nice Piece of ass . I set myself down
out on The lawn , I heard a Big clatter so I sprang From my piece
to see What was the matter . From out on the lawn I saw a big
dick , And I knew in a moment It must be St Nick He came down
the Chiminey like a bat Outta hell , and I knew In a moment the
fucker Had fell . He filled our stockings With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick For my brother the Queer . He rose up the
chiminey With a thunderous fart And the son of a bitch Blew the
chiminey apart And as he rode off into The night , he said , "
Piss on you all , and To all a bitch of a night " --
-------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---------- Sincerely yours, Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099 ----------------Oooo---------- oooO ( ) ( ) ) / \
( (_/ \_) ------------------------------
Hey Bridget!
...show us yer tits...
eww

they prolly droop down to her ankles
Richard Catto
2023-01-10 11:21:30 UTC
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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version ) Twas the
night before christmas And all thropugh the house , Everyone felt
shitty , Even the mouse Mom at the whore house , Dad smoking
grass I settled down for a nice Piece of ass . I set myself down
out on The lawn , I heard a Big clatter so I sprang From my piece
to see What was the matter . From out on the lawn I saw a big
dick , And I knew in a moment It must be St Nick He came down
the Chiminey like a bat Outta hell , and I knew In a moment the
fucker Had fell . He filled our stockings With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick For my brother the Queer . He rose up the
chiminey With a thunderous fart And the son of a bitch Blew the
chiminey apart And as he rode off into The night , he said , "
Piss on you all , and To all a bitch of a night " --
-------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---------- Sincerely yours, Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099 ----------------Oooo---------- oooO ( ) ( ) ) / \
( (_/ \_) ------------------------------
Hey Bridget!
...show us yer tits...
eww
they prolly droop down to her ankles
I still want to see them
Ṃᴆ
2023-01-11 03:20:53 UTC
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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version ) Twas the
night before christmas And all thropugh the house , Everyone felt
shitty , Even the mouse Mom at the whore house , Dad smoking
grass I settled down for a nice Piece of ass . I set myself down
out on The lawn , I heard a Big clatter so I sprang From my piece
to see What was the matter . From out on the lawn I saw a big
dick , And I knew in a moment It must be St Nick He came down
the Chiminey like a bat Outta hell , and I knew In a moment the
fucker Had fell . He filled our stockings With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick For my brother the Queer . He rose up the
chiminey With a thunderous fart And the son of a bitch Blew the
chiminey apart And as he rode off into The night , he said , "
Piss on you all , and To all a bitch of a night " --
-------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---------- Sincerely yours, Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099 ----------------Oooo---------- oooO ( ) ( ) ) / \
( (_/ \_) ------------------------------
Hey Bridget!
...show us yer tits...
eww
they prolly droop down to her ankles
I still want to see them
dibs if they still defy gravity
Richard Catto
2023-01-25 01:50:41 UTC
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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version ) Twas the
night before christmas And all thropugh the house , Everyone felt
shitty , Even the mouse Mom at the whore house , Dad smoking
grass I settled down for a nice Piece of ass . I set myself down
out on The lawn , I heard a Big clatter so I sprang From my piece
to see What was the matter . From out on the lawn I saw a big
dick , And I knew in a moment It must be St Nick He came down
the Chiminey like a bat Outta hell , and I knew In a moment the
fucker Had fell . He filled our stockings With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick For my brother the Queer . He rose up the
chiminey With a thunderous fart And the son of a bitch Blew the
chiminey apart And as he rode off into The night , he said , "
Piss on you all , and To all a bitch of a night " --
-------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---------- Sincerely yours, Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099 ----------------Oooo---------- oooO ( ) ( ) ) / \
( (_/ \_) ------------------------------
Hey Bridget!
...show us yer tits...
eww
they prolly droop down to her ankles
I still want to see them
dibs if they still defy gravity
I'm attaching weights to her nipples to stretch them out
Ṃᴆ
2023-01-31 16:02:33 UTC
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Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version ) Twas the
night before christmas And all thropugh the house , Everyone felt
shitty , Even the mouse Mom at the whore house , Dad smoking
grass I settled down for a nice Piece of ass . I set myself down
out on The lawn , I heard a Big clatter so I sprang From my piece
to see What was the matter . From out on the lawn I saw a big
dick , And I knew in a moment It must be St Nick He came down
the Chiminey like a bat Outta hell , and I knew In a moment the
fucker Had fell . He filled our stockings With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick For my brother the Queer . He rose up the
chiminey With a thunderous fart And the son of a bitch Blew the
chiminey apart And as he rode off into The night , he said , "
Piss on you all , and To all a bitch of a night " --
-------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---------- Sincerely yours, Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099 ----------------Oooo---------- oooO ( ) ( ) ) / \
( (_/ \_) ------------------------------
Hey Bridget!
...show us yer tits...
eww
they prolly droop down to her ankles
I still want to see them
dibs if they still defy gravity
I'm attaching weights to her nipples to stretch them out
I miss Jules too
Richard Catto
2023-01-31 17:41:14 UTC
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On Thursday, December 23, 1999 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-5, Kevin Harkness
Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version ) Twas the
night before christmas And all thropugh the house , Everyone felt
shitty , Even the mouse Mom at the whore house , Dad smoking
grass I settled down for a nice Piece of ass . I set myself down
out on The lawn , I heard a Big clatter so I sprang From my piece
to see What was the matter . From out on the lawn I saw a big
dick , And I knew in a moment It must be St Nick He came down
the Chiminey like a bat Outta hell , and I knew In a moment the
fucker Had fell . He filled our stockings With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick For my brother the Queer . He rose up the
chiminey With a thunderous fart And the son of a bitch Blew the
chiminey apart And as he rode off into The night , he said , "
Piss on you all , and To all a bitch of a night " --
-------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---------- Sincerely yours, Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099 ----------------Oooo---------- oooO ( ) ( ) ) / \
( (_/ \_) ------------------------------
Hey Bridget!
...show us yer tits...
eww
they prolyl droop down to her ankles
I still want to see them
dibs if they still defy gravity
I'm attaching weights to her nipples to stretch them out
I miss Jules too
omg, that's the funniest thing you've said in two decades.

btw, I hate Anzac (Australia and New Zealand) and I have relatives in both places. Still would not stop me from pushing the button to obliterate them from the map.

it's probably because those two twat nations decided to side with Britain in the Second Anglo Boer War and invade my country.

But I am a conflicted individual because members of my family fought on the British side. Living in the Cape Colony automatically made you part of the (illegal) British invasion of the Boer Republics (Transvaal and Oranje Vrystaat). My mother has in her possession a medal given to those who participated in the Boer War (on the British side, of course), issued by Queen Victoria herself. My mother thinks it is a Victoria cross but it's just a participation medal. I looked it up.

In hindsight, I believe the British were illegal aggressors, but on the other hand, if not for their war, the Union of South Africa would never have been constituted in 1910.

Still, I hold onto my hate. I just don't like the idea of foreigners tramping and shitting all over my country. Those idiots should have declined the invitation to join in. They did not have to, Britain was not at risk, like in WWII. It was the Boer Republics which were at risk.

It is possible that without the war, eventually South Africa might have formed out of alliances between Natal, the Cape and the Boer Republics. Or they could have remained separate countries, which would not be a bad thing either.
Ṃᴆ
2023-02-01 04:33:04 UTC
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I'm attaching weights to her nipples to stretch them out
I miss Jules too
omg, that's the funniest thing you've said in two decades.
btw, I hate Anzac (Australia and New Zealand) and I have relatives in
both places. Still would not stop me from pushing the button to
obliterate them from the map.
it's probably because those two twat nations decided to side with
Britain in the Second Anglo Boer War and invade my country.
But I am a conflicted individual because members of my family fought
on the British side. Living in the Cape Colony automatically made you
part of the (illegal) British invasion of the Boer Republics
(Transvaal and Oranje Vrystaat). My mother has in her possession a
medal given to those who participated in the Boer War (on the British
side, of course), issued by Queen Victoria herself. My mother thinks
it is a Victoria cross but it's just a participation medal. I looked
it up.
In hindsight, I believe the British were illegal aggressors, but on
the other hand, if not for their war, the Union of South Africa would
never have been constituted in 1910.
Still, I hold onto my hate. I just don't like the idea of foreigners
tramping and shitting all over my country. Those idiots should have
declined the invitation to join in. They did not have to, Britain was
not at risk, like in WWII. It was the Boer Republics which were at
risk.
It is possible that without the war, eventually South Africa might
have formed out of alliances between Natal, the Cape and the Boer
Republics. Or they could have remained separate countries, which
would not be a bad thing either.
limeys and frogs are ultimately responsible for the niggers/kaffirs we
have today -- they both came to Africa however many centuries ago
looking for valuable minerals, found them, and then correctly paid
niggers next to nuthin' to dig 'em up while feeding them and providing
shelter

nigs got so used to being fed and having shit provided to them that they
forgot their hunting and gathering traditions, to say nothing of their
social traditions and relatively benign tribal ways

when the limey/frogs packed up and left, they didn't bother re-educating
them even on the simple shit, so the (Dutch?) ended up shipping 'em to
North and South America as slaves where they were content to have shit
given to them again in return for picking cotton, cleaning out
cesspools, and allowing their women/girls to be ceaselessly raped by whitey

Booth was a day late and dollar short offing Abe or we'd still be having
our boots shined by darkies along with the privilege of lynching them at
will, not to mention parading them around in shackles to auction 'em off
to the highest bidder

<re-watching Django for the twenty-third dozenth time>

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