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Semitic humor
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Peeler
2022-12-22 02:06:33 UTC
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What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
LOL!!!!
Richard Catto
2023-01-09 09:46:42 UTC
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Post by Peeler
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
LOL!!!!
fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
Ṃᴆ
2023-01-10 02:47:39 UTC
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Post by Richard Catto
Post by Peeler
What do you call a Jewish faggot? A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish? "Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish? "Trust me, my
friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He came down the
chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round? So the Jews can't hide in the corner
when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed? The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel? Roll a penny down the
street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks? Because they are tight-fisted
wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay? Half an hour of begging!
LOL!!!!
fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
now if only Keith could swallow his pride and realize playing second
fiddle to me doesn't have to cost him his entire sense of self worth
jdyöung
2023-05-03 03:40:36 UTC
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Post by Richard Catto
Post by Peeler
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
LOL!!!!
fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
Strike a chord, did he kikey!

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